Shelly

jerry harrenstein

Her name is Shelly
and she comes from
the dank, dark depths
of New Delhi.

People say that Shelly
is a woman scorned 
and that is why I want 
all men to be forewarned!

Many a victim say that Shelly
is over 2,000 years old
and has a heart blacker than coal.

Men, Shelly is a Succubus,
unlike us.
She is aberrant in her
behavior
and will come to you in 
the dark of night while
you are in a deep, deep sleep
as an unrecognizable apparition,
so please, please listen!

Shelly will enter your body and mind
all at the same time.
Once she is in your sleep
she will suck you dry,
set your heart ablaze ,
break your back, shrivel your brain
and try to see to it that the
light of day for you 
never comes back.
Shelly does all this while
she turns your insides inside out
and makes you think you are in
seventh heaven while she's  
doing it.
This gives her great pleasure
no doubt!

When Shelly is done for the night
she will leave in a state of
shear delight, leaving you to
shake and shiver until morning's 
light, but this depends on you 
surviving the night
and making it to day light!

Men , my advice to you when
you sleep at night
is leave one eye open 
during the night
and you just might see
day light!